Monday, August 2, 2010

From the WTF Files

Words can't even describe how disturbed I am by this product. I think those three letters sum it up best: W. T. F. (?)


What are they? Why, they're "disposable gas neutralizers," as the package says.


Discreet Odor Neutralizer Pads
Never be embarrassed by “escaped” gas again!
We all have our “moments,” so be prepared when they happen! These soft-fabric, odor neutralizer pads absorb any smells that are accidentally released.

Sometimes you just con’t control a gassy stomach...and what may happen as a result. But relax—the pressure’s off when you’re protected with these antimicrobial pads. Just stick to your underwear (even thongs) and go about your day. If you make a slip, don’t worry—the odor is neutralized by the activated carbon layer, and you’re spared the embarrassment. Great for travel, office or anywhere you’re in close quarters!


This fabulous WTF find even has product reviews!

"Everyone I gave this too loved it! It's the most unique gift I've found in years. Not one person had ever received one before."
(Gee, I can't imagine why)

"Works like a charm. Only problem is I need them almost every day and they're too pricey for that...."

There's even a Yo Gabba Gabba! shoutout!

"This is the best thing since sliced bread! (I tried sticking bread down my pants and it didn't help.) This really helps with the "party in my tummy!" I would recommend this to ANYONE, even if you don't think you have problems! It should be our new national product."

I do love the name "Subtle Butt," though. I'm going to have to find a use for that one. If only they made them in cat size.

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