Tuesday, July 6, 2010

From the WTF Files

If The Consumerist is good for anything, it's entertainment.

Smooth Down Your Lady Parts With Camelflage Or Camel Ammo

Think of five of your women friends. Pick one of them. Guess what? They've got camel toe. Camel toe is an embarrassing syndrome that affects one in five women annually. Besides the personal discomfort, it carries a social stigma that can lead to feelings of isolation and needs to consume entire pints of Ben & Jerry's. Now there's Camelflage, and Camel Ammo, two innovative products designed to smooth down your lady parts.
Camel Ammo is a flexible insert that can be used on any pair of panties, while Camelflage is an undergarment with the anti-camel technology already built in.
Think of them as Spanx for down there.

Who comes up with this stuff? More importantly, who BUYS this stuff? In my market research days I once came across this quote from Norman Douglas: "You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements." It hurts my head to think about what that says about where we are, as a society.

Oh, and I'm choosing to ignore the Ben & Jerry's reference :)

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