Tuesday, April 3, 2012

I like Nutella on my Wafflehs

Sunday morning in our kitchen:

Me: Ok, are you ready to go to the Waffle place?

Charlie: Yes! I love waffles!

Me: Charlie, do you know how to say 'waffles' in Spanish?

Charlie: Wafflehs! (waff-lays)

Me: Really? That doesn't sound right. Let me Google it. (what did we do before smartphones and the internet?!)

:: checks google - sees 'wafflehs' - grumbles that can't be right. waff-lays? what the hell kind of spanglish is this? checks more google links ::

Me: Ok, Charlie, it looks like you can say 'wafflehs,' but there's also another real word for it - 'gofres'

Charlie: No, mom, it's 'waflehs.' You're WHACK!

Me: Did you just call me 'whack?!'

Charlie: Yeah, like in the Jumping song. Wiggity whack!


Maybe it's time to reevaluate the MP3s we've loaded onto his radio.

Bonus 90s points if you can name the song: And everything is the back with a little slack, cause inside-out is wiggity wiggity wiggity whack!

5 comments:

  1. I do not think of waffles in Spanish.  I suspect waffles were introduced to Spanish speaking people as waffles.  To me it's like asking how do you say spaghetti in English.  Probably a Belgium explorer looking for the legendary city of Chocolate bribed information from them with waffles.  Spanish waffles - that could be a new menu item and maybe a post idea.  thanks - oh thanks to Charlie too.  Tell him to never waffle in discussions with his mom.

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  2. Kriss Kross will make ya jump! Jump!

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  3. Love that he called you whack!

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  4. Everything about this situation is awesome.

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